This what happens if someone wishes me ‘Happy new year’ (Google chat transcript):
udaya: happy new year boss
me: if I am not happy what will u do?
Sent at 7:30 AM on Saturday
udaya: Remind vivek face,surely u will laugh.then u feel happy
Sent at 7:32 AM on Saturday
udaya: now happy?
Sent at 7:35 AM on Saturday
me: nope i wish a plate of mutton briyani, chicken 65, and chicken soup
give it and wish me happy new year
I will accept
udaya: Then Unhappy new year
me: r u saddist?
don’t u feel ashamed of ur self being one
udaya: hmmm.jus for fun
me: ur saddist for fun?
oh my god!
now I know why humanity is such a crap
Sent at 7:44 AM on Saturday
Sent at 7:45 AM on Saturday
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